| December 03, 2024 |
MYLF VIP Premieres ‘Murder She Moaned’ Starring Romi Rain |
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MIAMI, Fla. â Angela Lansbury might have been nominated for 10 Golden Globes and 12 Emmys for her portrayal of Jessica Fletcher on Murder, She Wrote â but Iâm willing to lay down money she never fucked four guys at once in the process of solving a crime! What Iâm not willing to do is watch all 264 episodes of the old CBS crime drama to confirm my theory. Thankfully, in the new MYLF feature Murder She Moaned, you wonât have to wait 264 episodes to watch Romi Rain put all her crime solving skills (and holes) to work. Fresh off being named the November MYLF of the Month, Romi steps into the role of Detective Romi to investigate the murder of a pharmaceutical mogul (Jay Crew) who gets murdered at a family reunion. Along the way, Romi is tasked with interrogating a list of suspects that includes Jay’s eldest son Jack Vegas, Jack’s girlfriend Nickey Huntsman, his middle daughter Dana Vespoli and youngest daughter Pristine Edge. While Detective Romi isnât going to beat anyone with a phone book (I think?), she does employ some other unconventional interrogation techniques, several of which make me think it wouldnât be so bad to be a suspect in the murder of a pharmaceutical mogul, quite frankly. Granted, I probably wouldnât want to fuck the average homicide detective, but thereâs nothing average about Detective Romi â particularly when it comes to her cup size. MYLF describes Murder She Moaned as âpacked with stepmom swaps, heated confrontations, and passionate encounters,â which, to be fair, is pretty standard TV-homicide investigation stuff. I mean, we all remember that one episode of Colombo in which Tyne Daly and Shera Danese screwed each otherâs stepsons, right? At any rate, following its release on MYLF VIP, Murder She Moaned is slated to roll out in four parts across multiple MYLF series, including MYLF Singles, MomDrips, Mom Swap, and AnalMom, before the full movie is made available to all MYLF members. Until then, the place to catch the new release is exclusively on MYLF VIP. To keep up with the latest from MYLF, follow them on X @GotMylf and Instagram @mylf.official. |
