Brazzers to Give Free Memberships to Fans of Super Bowl Loser

LOS ANGELES—Brazzers on Thursday announced it is offering football fans "the ultimate consolation prize"—a free week of full access to their renowned site for the fanbase of the team that loses the Super Bowl. Brazzers says it "wants to help heartbroken team supporters shake away the pain." Unlike their vanquished football team, fans who visit Brazzers will be able to score at will for a full seven days free. “If you think you’re taking it hard, wait until you see what our incredible roster of exclusive talent is capable of,” said a Brazzers representative. “There’s no better way to get rid of the hurt than by reaching for that soothing lotion and rubbing out the agony of defeat.” There’s always next year, but until then—"if you can’t beat ‘em, beat off," the Brazzers rep cracked. Starting on Monday, February 13 at 12 noon EST/ 9 a.m. PST fans in Kansas & Missouri or Pennsylvania* will have 24 hours to sign up for seven days of free access to Brazzers at Brazzers.com/blowthebiggame. Since its founding in 2004, Brazzers has become a global brand. "Nobody knows how to penetrate the end zone quite like Brazzers," the company rep added. *(For all you Pittsburgh fans, congratulations if Philly loses, though you probably need this just as much as they do. -Brazzers)