CamSoda Announces Groundhog's Day 'Butt-sutawney' Event

BOSTON—CamSoda has announced its first-ever Groundhog's Day "Butt-sutawney" livestream event. Every Feb. 2, America turns to the town of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania with the hope that the winter will end sooner rather than later. A groundhog, named Punxsutawney Phil, is roused from a stump each year and if he sees his shadow then there are six more weeks of winter ahead and if not, spring will arrive early. However, Punxsutawney has had a dismal accuracy rate of just 39 percent. Because of the groundhog's inaccuracy—not to mention the mundane nature of Groundhog's Day itself —CamSoda will be hosting its “Butt-sutawney” event specifically for adults to celebrate the coming of spring. During the live-streamed event, a cam model will insert a specially designed groundhog butt plug into her rectum. Spring will arrive early if she manages to squeeze out the butt plug cleanly. If not, there will be six more weeks of winter. “Groundhog’s Day is an age-old tradition steeped in antiquatedness and foolishness. While a spectacle for some, most adults realize a groundhog making a climatological prediction isn’t shrewd or—maybe more importantly—fun to tune in for,” said CamSoda vice president Daryn Parker. “That’s why we wanted to make this day more enjoyable for adults the only way we know how. Here at CamSoda, we understand things coming out of holes are enjoyable. So, to add a more human component to Groundhog’s Day, we’re going to be live-streaming a cam model pushing out a butt plug. If her brown eye winks, spring is upon us!” For more information, visit CamSoda.com.