Mr. Man Kicks Off 'Cockapolooza' Competition

CHICAGO—Celebrity nudity site Mr. Man has launched a new bracket competition dubbed "Cockapalooza."   Explain promo materials, "From Michael Fassbender’s knee-slapper to Ewan McGregor’s legendary uncut goodness to Josh O’Connor’s all around just damn perfect penis, more stars than you think have revealed their manhood on screen. We scoured our comprehensive nudity database for the biggest, fattest and longest celebrities penises ever seen on screen, and it’s up to you to vote for your favorite!"   There are 64 GIFs of celebrity manhood in the running, and there will be six rounds of voting to select the best one. In order to vote, fans simply need to sign up for a free Mr. Man account.    The full list of competitors follows:Michael FassbenderTom MercierJavier BardemTom CruiseAdam DemosPeter VackJack ReynorPaul MescalJosh OConnorThomas JaneRobert De NiroAntonio BanderasMax RiemeltLouis GarrelBen AffleckMark RuffaloChristopher MeloniZach McGowanShia LaBeoufJuan Carlos MaldonadoJai CourtneyVincent GalloJonathan GroffTheo JamesColin FarrellAaron Taylor-JohnsonDaniel CraigJames PurefoyEwan McGregorKarl GlusmanYahya Abdul-Mateen IIChris MessinaAlexander SkarsgardMark RylanceHeath LedgerJeremy WilliamsChris ZylkaHenry EikenberryChristophe Paou and Pierre DeladonchampsPaul DawsonHarry LawteyJaye DavidsonMichael PittGaspard UllielOmar EppsEric BalfourTom HardyColby KellerBradley CooperJack OConnell50 CentJesse LaVercombeMatt BomerMichiel HuismanSebastian StanJason BiggsGerard ButlerAnsel Wolf PierceOscar IsaacDaryl McCormackWillem DafoeTony Chiu-Wai LeungLeonardo DiCaprioChris Pine   See all the gifs and vote at www.mrman.com/bracket.