Romantic Depot Cuts Ribbon on New Brooklyn Store

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Romantic Depot Superstores marked the grand opening of its Brooklyn location this week, the chain's 11th in the tri-state area. Chairman and CEO Glen Buzzetti praised "a prized new location in the culturally rich neighborhood of Clinton Hill, centrally located east of the Barclays Center, west of Bedford–Stuyvesant, north of Park Slope and Crown Heights and south of Williamsburg." The outlet is offering a 40% sales discount and a free gift with every purchase this week. "The store will stock all categories of health and wellness products," noted a rep, "such as lingerie, cosplay wear, stripper clothes, high heels, dancer poles, vibrators, strap-ons, silicone dildos, BDSM gear, prostate products, anal toys, sex machines, LGBTQ+ products, lubricants and a [discounted] section for marginalized consumers and those who are on a budget." "Romantic Depot Brooklyn is honored to join the ranks of legendary figures like the Notorious B.I.G. and Jay-Z, who got their start in the same awesome neighborhood. We’re truly privileged and excited to become part of such an iconic neighborhood. Serving the local community is something Glen holds dear to his heart," the rep enthused. Buzzetti added, "We are so humbled by and grateful to our loyal customers. They’ve been great to us. Guests enjoy our top-notch customer service and we love providing a memorable experience." "Notorious B.I.G., whose landmark childhood home is directly across the street, inspired us with our store design. The block is now named 'Christopher 'Notorious B.I.G.' Wallace Way' and is a New York landmark," he said. "Romantic Depot was built on the foundation of customer service and helping others which translates into referral business," he continued. "Word-of-mouth business and providing exceptional customer experiences is similar to Biggie's famous quote in his hit song 'Juicy,' when he sings, 'Spreading love, it's the Brooklyn way.' We feel that by spreading the word of love from our customers to their partners, friends and coworkers about our incredible new store will help establish us as a hit in this up-and-coming neighborhood and all across Brooklyn." He noted staff members are on-hand to offer advice, guidance and demonstrations while also respecting customers' privacy and personal space. "The entire Romantic Depot team is ready to strive to improve the customer experience and give back to the client base that has helped turned dreams into a reality," Buzzetti concluded. "We hope to see you there."