Pornhub’s Wholesome Porn Star, Ryan Creamer, Retires

The internet’s most fully clothed and SFW Pornhub star, Ryan Creamer, has retired from creating the purest content on the famously impure streaming site.

On October 12, he tweeted a link to the video along with this missive: “today, 2 years to the day from when i started it, i am ending my pornhub career. these videos added so much fun to my life and i hope they did for you too. thank you all for watching