Move Over Kim, Sportsheets’ Peace Vibe Has Broken the Internet

Huntington Beach, CA– Perhaps you recall a moment in time back in 2014 wherein Kim Kardashian supposedly “broke the internet”? Welp, move over Kim because a new piece of plastic has taken over, this time with the help of elder sis Kourtney.

The Sportsheets Peace Vibe “broke the internet” late in the afternoon of August 28, 2019. Within that whirlwind 24 hours, Sportsheets noticed a spike of traffic to their website. Traffic increased by ten times its usual capacity. And after the office closed, the orders kept rolling in.

After checking the analytics, Marketing DirectorJohn Turi found out where the traffic was coming from: Kourtney Kardashian’s lifestyle website Poosh. At first, it was 1, then 2, 3 and 4 orders all buying the same item. Thousands of unique website visitors flooded the server in the first couple of hours.

The editor of Poosh, Michelle Scanga, said: “In a nutshell, the first time we used it, it felt so good I legit fell over on top of him!”

Featured as a #pooshpickoftheweek, the editor marveled at the ease of use and strong power, stating: “This playful (and pleasurable) vibrator definitely gets a five out of five in my book.”

Poosh posted the article to both their website and Instagram account, which has over three million followers. Within a few minutes, the post on Instagram had over 7,000 likes.

Sportsheets had no idea this was going to happen. After a few hours, things started to calm down — or so they thought. That was when Kardashian the Elder snapped about the Peace Vibe and even more traffic and orders came in.

“We know the Peace Vibe is a great vibrator, but having someone put in print how much fun they had with it, just legitimized our belief,” said Julie Stewart, President of Sportsheets.

The Poosh editor stated: ”It has 10 different vibration levels and patterns so you can change it up and find the speed that suits your groove. No batteries needed as it’s USB rechargeable (and so easy to pack for a trip away because you can use your laptop to charge it).”

Leaving the readers wondering what the buzz was all about helped Sportsheets with a record-breaking day. The Kardashians are part of, if not a leading cause, of much of what is wrong with the world today, but hell yeah congrats, Sportsheets. Make that money!