Television X Makes Politics Sexy with ‘Bodyguard XXX’

LONDON—Leading U.K. adult channel Television X has released a porn parody of the smash hit action series Bodyguard. Actors Keeley Hawes and Richard Madden, who star in the mainstream series, have been replaced in the porn version by two of the biggest adult actors in the U.K. Stepping into Keeley’s panties as the Home Secretary is award-winning actress Ella Hughes and her protector and bodyguard, is Welsh Wonder Cock Max Deeds. Television X has a rich history of creating porn parodies, namely I’m a Pornstar Get Me Out of Here, Hard Brexxxit, The Great British Bonk Off and Gobblecocks, which resulted in Channel 4’s failed attempt to take legal action against the adult broadcaster. Alongside Ella and Max is an all-star cast including Lucia Love, Elizabeth Romanov, Rebecca Jane Smyth, Mark Longwood and Pascal White. Former school teacher Liselle Bailey, who directed the movie, said, “I’m always keen to cast a strong female lead and Ella did an amazing job of playing the sexually powerful politician.” Famously, Downton Abbey star Michelle Dockery was hugely flattered at discovering the porn parody Down On Abby. Who knows what Keeley Hawes and her co stars will think of this production. The Bodyguard can be seen on Television X HD, on Sky Channel 900.