No Shortage of Pleasure for Marvel Fans

LOS ANGELES—Everywhere you look, it’s all things Avengers.  The much anticipated Avengers: Endgame is now in theaters, and Marvel Mania is taking over. But not everyone will see the blockbuster opening night, let alone opening weekend. So how can you avoid spoilers yet still get your fix of some of the sexiest superheroes to ever grace a screen? Rest easy, true believers: Thankfully, your friendly neighborhood pornographers understand that with great power comes great responsibility—for orgasms. Plenty of studios have created comic book hero porn parodies in recent years, but perhaps no one has been as prolific as Axel Braun. In addition to individual porn parodies for Iron Man, Thor, Spider-Man, Captain America and more, Braun has produced his own big-budget version of Avengers, first with The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody in 2012 and then with Avengers XXX 2: An Axel Braun Parody in 2015. He even combined Marvel properties in 2015 when he released Avengers Vs. X-Men: An Axel Braun Parody. Braun isn’t the only fan of comics to create an Avengers parody, however: WoodRocket pornified the pop culture franchise themselves with “Assvengers VS Infinity Gauntlet Sex Machine.” In the scene, Daisy Ducati teams up with Thanos’ horny cousin, Thanus, and the WoodRocket team to build a 4-foot-tall replica of Thanos’ famous gold fist, the Infinity Gauntlet. But they turn that big space glove statue into a sex machine and the Infinity Stones into Infinity Bones: a vibrator, a magic wand, a lubricant squirter, a thrusting dildo, a clitoral stimulator and—to clean up afterwards—a wet wipe dispenser. Last fall, PeverFever.com released the porn parody Gayvengers: The Domination of Phallos,  a six-episode series based on an original script by Jackson Reece, revolves around the threat to humanity posed by Phallos, a ruthless, evil alien who can call on powers of mind control to vanquish and enslave any hapless superhero in his way. A team of five superheroes are pitted against Phallos and his willing slave in an epic battle to prevent the subjugation and destruction of Planet Earth.  But say movies aren’t your thing? No worries; GeekySexToys.com has you covered. The Australian-based pleasure products manufacturer has collections of dildos, anal plugs and more inspired by Marvel, including the Orgasms of the Galaxy lie and The Intruders range, featuring the Captain Anal plug, The Incredible Dong and the Infinity Fist. Excelsior, perverts!