WoodRocket, Pornhub Unveil 'Game of Bones 2'

LOS ANGELES—In celebration of the final season of Game of Thrones, WoodRocket and Pornhub have announced the sequel to the hit porn parody, Game of Bones, Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere. And this sequel is so dirty it makes the first parody embarrassed by its lack of hardcore dragon sex, people disguised as dildos, white walker masturbation, royal penetration, giant-genital'd Wildings, and magical step-relative banging.