Sexy Slang Could Win Big In Eldorado Trading’s Contest

BROOMFIELD, Colo.—Eldorado Trading Co. doesn’t just want people to only participate in Masturbation Month in May, but also to talk about it. The adult distributor is hosting a Slang Contest from Wednesday, May 23, through Wednesday, May 30, on its Facebook page looking for the best ways to describe self-love. “Whether you enjoy ‘hand to gland combat’ or ‘paddling the pink canoe,’ we want to hear Eldorado Facebook fans' favorite masturbation slang phrase,” the company said in a release. “Fans can post their favorite phrase for a chance to win one of 10 prizes! There are over 500 fun ways to imply masturbation, so participants are bound to have fun!” Contestants can leave a comment on the Facebook post about the contest (one entry per person) and a winner will be drawn at random at noon Mountain Time on Thursday, May 31. Each submission will be eligible to win one of five WaterSlydes or one of five Tenga 3D Strokers. Commenters must specify in their submission which prize they want. For more information, visit Eldorado.net.