xHamster Releases 1st Parody, 'Trump's Bigger Button'

CYBERSPACE—On the heels of President Donald Trump's first State of the Union Address Tuesday night, tube site xHamster unleashes its first ever porn parody, Trump's Bigger Button. The release comes nearly a year after xHamster launched a worldwide talent search for actors to play Trump and daughter Ivanka. Produced in conjunction with 6969 Movies, Trump's Bigger Button stars newcomer John Brutal in the title role, with Blair Williams as Ivanka, Brad Knight as Jared Kushner, Katie Morgan as Kellyanne Conway, Maddy O'Reilly as Sean Spicer, Howard X as Kim Jong Un, Jessy Jones as Emmanuel Macron and Donnie Rock as Scroaty, the Secret Service agent. Brutal attracted widespread attention in 2017 when the 27-year-old dialysis technician from Minnesota was signed to play Trump after winning an impression contest. "It's been a year since Donald J. Trump first took office, and the ride has been so wild and offensive that sometimes it's seemed surreal," xHamster vice president Alex Hawkins said. "We thought that it would be fitting that we'd use last night's State of the Union speech to debut our first Trump parody, featuring outsider porn star John Brutal." Hawkins continued, "We're warning you—like the administration itself, Trump's Bigger Button isn't anything you've seen before. Rhyming couplets, gender-bending, Kushner infantilism, ransomed boobs, spicy vaginal nuclear codes and sex scenes that could render Sarah Sanders speechless. In other words, what we've made is just shy of a documentary. "The Democrats may have the official response to the State of the Union, but we think we've got the most accurate portrayal of life at the Trump White House," he concluded. "And you can only watch it on xHamster. Enjoy!" See a SFW trailer for Trump's Bigger Button here.