FuckingAwesome Gets Behind Cherie Deville for President in 2020

LOS ANGELES—With Donald Trump opening the door to public figures attaining the highest office, adult star Cherie DeVille has announced her intention to run for President in 2020, according to FuckingAwesome.com, which is sponsoring her campaign. DeVille, who has a doctorate on her resume, enlisted Coolio to serve as Vice President due to his rise from poverty to a gangsters' paradise and his worldwide reach. DeVille has selected Kennedy Summers as her Healthcare Secretary. Summers is a model and influencer who is also a third-year med student. She hopes to work with the Vice President in establishing Coolio Care. Khloe Terae, a model who has traveled to more than 40 countries, has been pegged for a role as Foreign Relations Secretary. She is Canadian born and hopes to work closely with Prime Minister Trudeau. Kennedy and Khloe were chosen both for their opinions and to strike a chord with the millennial voters, according to FuckingAwesome. Former WWE superstar Virgil is the Presidential hopeful’s personal bodyguard. The Press Secretary is communications major and influencer, Alix Lynx. DeVille and Coolio encourage everyone to go to PornstarforPresident.com to read about the candidate’s stances. Footage of the press conference will be made available later this week.