Jenna Jameson Rejects Role In xHamster Trump Parody Series

TRUMPINGTON, D.C.—Hey, remember Jenna Jameson? You know, that blonde woman who famously said on stage at the 2008 AVN Awards, "I’ll never, ever, ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever"? The one who married and then divorced MMA and UFC fighter Tito Ortiz, bearing him two kids, custody of whom was awarded to Ortiz when they divorced in 2013? The one who got busted in Westminster in 2012 for driving under the influence and with a suspended license and got three years probation? The one who, in 2013, allegedly battered personal assistant Britney Markham so badly the woman wound up in the hospital? The one who, last April, got slapped with a restraining order after allegedly cyber-bullying Ortiz's new girlfriend? The one who, in 2015, started seeing Lior Bitton, a 41-year-old Israeli native and L.A. jewelry store owner—the same Lior Bitton who got busted in 2010 for insurance fraud, spent five days in jail, was put on three years' probation and had to kick in $99,000 restitution? The one who's converting to Judaism to marry Bitton, and is currently expecting his baby? The one who's created minor Twitter flurries over the past year by comparing Muslims unfavorably to the Ku Klux Klan ("Do the klu klux klan follow a religion that orders the death of apostates? When was the last time we saw a klan member blow up infidels?") The one who called bigoted far-right-wing pedophile defender Milo Yiannopoulos "an important conservative leader for this generation"? The one who has said, of Trump-supporting bigoted columnist Ann Coulter, "I want to be her when I grow up"? (Jenna's 42 now; how much more "growing up" is she expecting?) You know, that Jenna Jameson! Well, in keeping with Jenna's new alt-right political philosophy, it's probably not too surprising that when she found out that xHamster was about to offer her a chance to play herself in its Donald Trump parody series, for which it recently cast 27-year-old Minnesotan John Brutal as Trump, her first call was to proto-fascist Breitbart News to tell "newsman" Joel B. Pollak that reports of her accepting the role were, "Completely false. I would call that fake news… or a sad ploy by a company in dire need of publicity for their crap film." "The former performer and entrepreneur has been a vocal supporter of Trump, and has also become a prominent supporter of Israel," Pollak wrote, apparently unaware that Jameson had been quoted in another Breitbart article in 2015 as favoring Trump opponent Marco Rubio, describing him as "the clear choice!!!" "In recent months, Jameson has been an active participant in political debates on Twitter, jousting with liberals and defending conservatives, as well as taking staunchly pro-life positions on abortion," Pollak added. "She has also spoken out against antisemitism after receiving a number of abusive messages via social media." For its part, xHamster publicist Michael Stabile set the record straight, telling Breitbart, "[Jameson] didn’t respond to our offer directly; it’s sad to hear that she won’t be involved. After xHamster cast Brutal, we reached out to adult performers who would make up our dream team cabinet, including Jameson, who has been full-throated in her support of President Trump. ... This isn’t just a one-off, it’s a four year project. ... We were hoping she’d play herself, but there are plenty of beautiful women who can play her if she won’t." Guess the adult world will just have to do without the non-leg-spreading Jameson for the time being. Pictured, l-r: Jenna Jameson, baby bump, Lior Bitton.