Evil Angel Celebrates 'Pi Day' With Darkko’s 'Evil Creampies'

LOS ANGELES—Just before the annual arrival of “Pi Day,” when fans of math and baked goods celebrate the statistically significant date of March 14 (i.e., 3.14), Evil Angel finally revealed just exactly what was behind the “Secret Darkko Project.” Turns out director Jonni Darkko had cooked up something that Evil Angel fans have been longing for: a new title jam-packed with creampies. One might think Evil Angel fans could find just about any porn delicacy in movies distributed by the venerable adult studio. But Darkko’s Evil Creampies, streeting March 14, is the first internal cumshot movie the studio has ever offered on the DVD, VOD or EvilAngel.com platforms. “I really like shooting creampies because it’s been so many years of facial cum shots,” Darkko explained. “I really dig watching girls eat cum out of pussy. It’s one of the hottest things ever.” Evil Angel promoted Evil Creampies with a surprise marketing campaign to create mystery and buzz before revealing the splashy new product. “It’s likely the first time this has ever been done in porn,” said Chris Gentile, Evil Angel’s vice president of product. “This is a new tactic used in the music industry, where artists like Beyonce and Drake release surprise albums with no advance promotion.” Gentile explained that in pre-release promotional materials, Evil temporarily titled the release “Secret Darkko Project.” And people noticed. “Anticipation got so high that some fans went on fact-finding missions to figure out what the secret project is,” Gentile said. “A few figured it out, and then in the last week, somebody leaked the movie itself.” (When it comes to internal cum shots, leakage is part of the charm.) Evil Angel VP of Sales and Marketing Alexandra Kelley thinks the surprise campaign is working. “Pre-orders are higher than usual, and the movie title wasn’t even announced,” she said. “Every year, creampies are the number-one request from fans on our EvilAngel.com survey.” Evil Creampies features a superstar cast led by Adriana Chechik, AVN’s 2017 Female Performer of the Year (pictured above). Chechik gets soaked in a graphic foursome with blond Natalia Starr, stud Markus Dupree and Darkko. Wallowing in more Evil Creampies are voluptuous Italian stunner Valentina Nappi and curvy Keisha Grey. Tattooed Anna Bell Peaks and exotic Eden Sin do an interracial foursome with Moe “The Monster” Johnson and Slimpoke. Darkko’s passion for internal cum shots led him to lobby Evil Angel, which finally gave the green light to a creampie movie. “To be able to shoot creampies is awesome,” the director said. “The next few months, I will be rolling out some creampie-specific movies. I have some nasty ideas — you can expect to see felching. This is some big, new fun that so needs to happen.” But Darkko says he still likes cumming on glamorous faces. “I won’t forget my facial fans either.” Check out the trailer at EvilAngelVideo.com: The secret has been leaked, and it’s an orgasmic blast! For domestic DVD sales and operations, contact Rick Porras at [email protected]/* */ or (818) 787-1414, ext. 104. For licensing and international sales, contact Alexandra Kelley at [email protected]/* */ or (818) 787-1414, ext. 106. For more information, visit the B2B site EvilDistributor.com or the marketing site EvilAngelVideo.com.