There Are Unicorn Horn Dildos, Because Of Course There Are

WOODY POINT, Australia—GeekySexToys.com—an Australian company that specializes in unique pleasure products for fans of sci-fi, fantasy and more—has a new toy aimed at everyone who ever forked over every penny of their elementary school allowance to buy a Lisa Frank folder or sheet of stickers. Unicorns are seeing a resurgence of interest latently, adorning everything from T-shirts to phone cases to slippers and more, as well as being used to hawk foot stools designed to make it easier to go to the bathroom. So it should come as no surprise they are now available as a sex toy.  The Unicorn Horn Dildo is described by the company as a “legendary mysteriously magical dildo” to help users enjoy “the most magical orgasms.” The Unicorn Horn Dildo is made from silicone, features a swirled design on the shaft and offers a suction cup base to stick the piece against a flat surface. Or, you know, your forehead.  The dildos come in pearl pink, pearl white or pearl purple and retail for $50. And just in case you were worried that GeekySexToys.com has only this one time taken a treasured item from childhood and made it into a sex object, rest assured they’ve done it before. The site also sells a Batman-themed butt plug, light saber-inspired dildos and more.