Pornhub Offers Ole’ Miss QB Tips on Dating Porn Stars

LOS ANGELES — After discovering that he struck out twice with his Twitter direct messages (DMs) trying to woo former porn star Mia Khalifa, Pornhub has offered Ole’ Miss quarterback Chad Kelly tips on dating porn stars. In a letter dated Oct. 18 to Kelly, Pornhub vice president Corey Price said the athlete should look to his company for scoring advice. The letter read, “Think of Pornhub as your dating coach. We can arrange a lovely dinner date with one of our beautiful porn stars and she can show you the ropes. You can try various pickup lines on her, see which ones work, which ones fall flat. She can offer guidance and break down the X’s and O’s of dating so you’re best equipment for future situations.” In September, Khalifa shot down the QB's repeated attempts on Twitter saying he “shoulda spent more time in his playbook.” Since the news broke, Kelly has reportedly deactivated his Twitter accounts. And although Pornhub noted that taking them up on the offer could cause problems with the NCAA that regulates student athlete's behavior, Price assured Kelly that he could still take advantage after graduation ... and that he should enjoy Pornhub's millions of videos in the meantime.