Original Dick Ruler Allows Men To Stretch Truth

LOS ANGELES—The American Scientific Measurement Corporation debuted the Original Dick Ruler, a specially designed measuring apparatus to help men stretch the truth. Available in time for the holidays, the Original Dick Ruler is a 9-inch wood ruler printed to 12-inch specifications, allowing men to awesomely exaggerate their genital stature to potential conquests. The Dick Ruler makes 6 inches look like 8 inches, which means can “increase” their size by 30 percent without the use of pills or potions. The Original Dick Ruler is the perfect conversation starter about dick size, and initial customer reviews are both promising and hilarious ("Definitely a quality product, but my dick still looks small"). The novelty gift looks deceptively like a standard 12-inch ruler and is ideal for use as a measuring tool that delivers an incorrect outcome in the man's favor.  “We know that sometimes you want a ruler you can hold next to something 6 inches long… and make that thing look like it is 8 inches long,” a company rep said. Buy the Original Dick Ruler as a holiday stocking stuffer at OriginalDickRuler.com. Wholesale and distributor opportunities are available, with several options for packaging and retail display.  Contact MeasurementCorp@gmail.com for more details.  For more information visit AmericanScientificMeasurementCorporation.com.