Eggplant Emoji Vibrator: Yes, It Exists

PHILADELPHIA—Sometimes a banana is just a banana, but at all times the eggplant emoji is a penis. Ever since the purple fruit emoji (yes, eggplant is a fruit) found its way onto computer screens it's been used in suggestive sexts, jokes and more. And now, a Pennsylvania-based company is helping people bring the emoji to their real-life sexual encounters. Pixelrise LLC has created the Emojibator, a waterproof vibrator with he look and coloring of the popular emoji. Coated in silicone, the Emojibrator boasts 10 functions of pulsation, speed and vibration. Cycle through the functions by clicking the stem. “Since the eggplant emoji has penetrated your texting conversation, it has been a definitive sex symbol,” the website Emojibator.com reads. “With Emojibator, we aim to make masturbation fun, easy and accessible. Whether you’re looking for self pleasure, a playful and perfect gift, or embracing the inner vegan, the Emojibator will certainly please.” Now, when people ask if that’s an eggplant in your pocket, or are you just happy to see them, you can answer that it’s an Emojibrator that measures about 4.84 inches by 1.22 inches. The vibrator retails for $32 and is available at Emojibator.com.