The Valley Is Full of 'Em: Brazzers Spoofs Mobile Game Craze With 'Pornstar Go'

BURBANK, Calif.—The inevitable triple-X parody of the mobile game that’s taken over the cultural zeitgeist, Pokémon GO, is on the way thanks to Brazzers.com. Pornstar Go: A XXX Parody debuts on Brazzers next Monday, August 8. Company promotional materials sum the spoof up as such: “When porn stars go missing from their scenes on Brazzers, die-hard fan Jordi must initiate his ‘Pornstar Go’ mobile application to catch all the porn stars and return them to their scenes.” The parody features Patty Michova as Vaporeon, Ella Hughes as Charizard and Alexa Tomas as Pikachu, along with a few guest players as “annoyed neighbors and out-of-the-loop onlookers—similar to the real game experience.” Noted Brazzers product director Mario Nardstein, “A Pokémon GO parody was a no-brainer for us. Fans had been incessantly asking us for a parody since the app trailer was unveiled late last year. This is not to mention that so many of us at the office were excited about the app. Now include the fact that there are currently no Pokémon Centers to heal at, we decided to (figuratively) turn Brazzers into one—for humans. So players can stop by, watch Pornstar Go XXX Parody, take a load off (literally) and heal their bodies before getting back to the hunt.” See the trailer for Pornstar Go: A XXX Parody here. Pictured: Ella Hughes.