Olympian Ryan Lochte Offered Deal by Autoblow 2

CHICAGO—While Ryan Loathe might be losing sponsorship deals after he was caught lying to officials in Rio, Brazil, about being robbed at gunpoint, a sex toy manufacturer is willing to give him a second chance. Brian Sloan, inventor of the Autoblow 2 masturbation device for men, thinks Lochte would be a great spokesman for the product. “It takes years of dedication and practice to win one Olympic Medal let alone 12, so I see in him a man with qualities our brand stands for,” Sloan said. “I forgive him for his mistake and want to put him in front of an audience of men who admire him as the champion he is to help us promote the champion of masturbation devices: the Autoblow 2. “The Autoblow 2’s tireless motor exemplifies the Olympic spirit much as Lochte did while winning his medals,” Sloan added. The Autoblow 2 broke records of its own during its crowdfunding campaign.  The Autoblow 2’s offer to Ryan Lochte is as follows: Sloan will send Lochte to a photo studio and pay him $10,000 for a photograph of him holding the Autoblow 2+ while smiling and pointing at it. The company will add the following caption and use the image in advertisements: “Autoblow 2: the masturbation device Olympic champions choose.” For more, visit Autoblow2.com.