Slovenian Beauty Aleska Just May Trump Melania

Hot Mess and Exile Distribution release Sex Slaves of Slovenia, starring five Eastern European beauties, including one who just might catch viewers' eyes in this election season: Aleska Diamond. As her agent Raul Galante put it, "We're getting lots of interest in Aleska; everyone wants her. Apparently she looks like the wife of that silly man, Donald." Exile Distribution Chief Howard Levine concurred, adding, "Her sex is so hot, I had to build a wall around my pants and make Slovenia pay for it." On a more serious note, Levine said Hot Mess fans won't be disappointed. "Hot Mess is known for awesome models, beautiful packaging, and wall-to-wall, kick-ass sex—and Sex Slaves is right in their wheelhouse." Sex Slaves of Slovenia ships May 31, right after the holiday. Levine advises, "Don't be a low-energy Jeb. Buy a case!"