WoodRocket Goes Green With TMNT Porn Parody

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif.—Cowabunga! Proving once again that Rule 34 is a real thing, WoodRocket has created a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody. Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles—The XXX Parody comes from the same creative/twisted minds that made Strokémon and Game of Bones. The parody is now available to watch for free exclusively at WoodRocket.com. “We wanted to pay homage to one of our favorite cartoons, comics, video games, and 1990s action flicks, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And like the NES video game, we made it hard. Imagine a TMNT parody loaded with fight sequences, sewer sex, martial arts dildos, and your favorite TMNT characters having sex. That's the movie we made! Also, there are giant mutant turtle penises,” director Lee Roy Myers said. Starring April O'Neil and Chad Alva, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles—The XXX Parody goes down into the sewer, where Master Sphincter, a rat Furry, has trained four well-hung mutant ninja turtles in the art of sex. When they team up with beautiful reporter April O'Neil and sports-equipment-enthused Casey Bones, they take on Spreader, the horny head of the criminal ninja gang the Footjob Clan. Things are about to get dangerous and sexy and covered in radioactive-goo. View Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles—The XXX Parody for free at WoodRocket.com.