Lifetime Worth Of Lube Headed To ‘Militia’ In Oregon

PRINCETON, Ore.—Just days after one of the Oregon “militia”/domestic terrorists complained that progressives were sending them dildos and sex toys instead of supplies (including what looks to be the Doc Johnson Double Header Dong), one man has upped the ante by sending a 55-gallon barrel of lubricant. Max Temkin, one of the founders of Cards Against Humanity, tweeted Wednesday to his almost 1 million followers, “I sent a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant to the Oregon Militia.” In the tweet he included a screen shot of the order off Amazon, where he paid $1,175.82 and $17.99 shipping and handling to send the drum of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant from XR Brands to the Masher National Wildlife Refuge where the men and women, led by Ammon Bundy, are holed up. Bundy is one of the sons of Clive Bundy, a Nevada rancher who’s been at odds with the federal government before over his unwillingness to pay his fair share of grazing rights fees while he and other family members accept as many government subsidies as they can. A representative from XR Brands confirmed the sale to AVN. “XR Brands 55-gallon drum of Passion Lubricant can assist in all sorts of lubrication needs,” the rep told AVN. “Great for lube wrestling, anal or just plain moving things through that might get stuck.” To date, none of the dozen or so people trespassing at the Masher Wildlife Refuge has acknowledged receiving the shipment.