VividCeleb's Steve Hirsch Is At It Again

LOS ANGELES—It's been at least a week since Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch offered some hot-looking celebrity her own VividCeleb hardcore movie—but that was before host Steve Harvey accidentally crowned Miss Colombia, Ariadna Gutierrez, as the reigning Miss Universe ... when the actual winner was Miss Philippines, Pia Alonzo. "Like so many others, I have followed closely the debacle which you unfortunately were part of," Hirsch wrote in a letter to Gutierrez. "That could not have been an enjoyable evening." Of course, Hirsch had an idea of how that evening could be salvaged: "Celebrity sex tapes have enhanced the careers of stars such as Kim Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson, Pamela Anderson and many others," Hirsch stated, after claiming that Vanessa Williams is the only memorable Miss America because of the nude photo work she's done. "Here's my idea. I will pay you up to $1 million to both make movies for and represent Vivid Entertainment. You will pick your partners, the type of sex you want to have and how many movies you ultimately appear in. In addition we will commission the making of the first Vivid Girl crown for you and we believe it will be grander than anything Miss Philippines will ever wear." The full letter can be read here. No word yet on whether Miss Colombia is up for the "challenge."