Getty Ready To ‘Fap To The Future’ With WoodRocket

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif.—Proving once again that nothing is sacred, WoodRocket announced today—Back To The Future Day—to announce their latest porn spook: Fap To The Future. Finally, the greatest time-travel movie of all time gets the penetration it deserves. And in November Fap to the “Set your DeLoreans to eighty-eight orgasms per hour because where we're going, we definitely need lube,” the official release reads. In this sexy science fiction adventure, Marty DickFly rides Cock Brown's poontonium-powered sex-time machine, The DickLorean, back in time. After screwing the past up she must get her parents to do it for the first time at the Enchantment Under the Semen Dance and get back to 1985 before her porn gets scrambled. WoodRocket.com has made like a tree and gotten an all-star porn parody team to come together in order to create Fap to the Future. Produced by April O'Neil and Seth's Beard (Doctor Whore), written by Locke Van Kemp and Lee Roy Myers (Gnardians of the Galaxy), and directed by Lee Roy Myers (Strokemon), Fap to the Future will be 1.21 jizzawatts of electric adult cinema. Watch the teaser trailer for Fap to the Future, featuring the time-jumping, genital-rubbing, DickLorean at WoodRocket.com now.