Pipedream Gives New Meaning to Dick Pics With Dicky Selfie Stick

CHATSWORTH, Calif.—In the smartphone-infested social landscape, there are more party photos than you can shake a selfie stick at. The folks at Pipedream Products have taken stock of the trend. Since it's de rigueur at every bachelorette party to document the event on social media, why not help guests have more fun taking the photos? Enter the Bachelorette Party Favors Dicky Selfie Stick, which makes it easy to get the perfect angle with a 40-inch extension rod. No batteries, Bluetooth, or WiFi is needed. The Dicky Selfie Stick plugs into the headphone jack of a phone and can be used with a simple click of a button on the phallic pink handle. "The Dicky Selfie Stick is a must-have for every retail environment," said Sales Executive Mona Madrigal. "There is no denying the prominence of the selfie stick in today's culture. Distributors and retailers must act fast and buy now in order to benefit from this sure-fire hit." Customers are urged to contact their sales representative now while supplies last.