'This Ain't the Golden Girls XXX’ Is A Granny Porn Gold Rush

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—When is a woman too old to fuck? That's the question Hustler Video posed to a panel of top porn directors and a roomful of age-advanced actresses, and the answer resulted in the production of This Ain't the Golden Girls XXX, set for a September 8, 2015 DVD release. Written and directed by Will Ryder, the movie has the look and feel of the original NBC comedy of the 1980s, complete with old broads talking about love and dating, but this spoof does something no other porn parody has ever done, and that's use real, actual senior citizens… mostly. "At first, I thought Larry Flynt was kidding when he kept talking about granny porn, but the next thing I know, I'm auditioning women that qualify for the senior menu at Denny's," joked Ryder. This Ain't the Golden Girls XXX stars Nina Hartley, Karen Summer, Luna Azul and Darla Crane in the roles of Rose, Sophia, Blanche and Dorothy, originally made famous by Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan and Bea Arthur. Convinced she's about to die, Sophia (Karen Summer) insists on discussing burial plans with a Catholic priest. Feeling sorry for Sophia’s lack of zest for life, the girls arrange a membership to a dating service catering to senior citizens with hopes of lifting her spirits. But, when due to a clerical error they send the wrong guys, Sophia starts having wild sex with handsome young men and the Miami household gets turned upside down. Hilarious situations, jealousy and hardcore sex break out as the Golden Girls get naked, jump into bed and turn up the heat in what might be the funniest porn parody ever. According to Jezebel.com, "The folks at Refinery29 rewatched all 180 episodes of The Golden Girls, the docu-series that chronicled their lives, in an attempt to figure out just how many boyfriends/potential sexual partners each of them had. While the results are fun to flip through, they’re far from surprising to loyal viewers." Not to keep anyone wondering: The winner, of course, is Blanche with 165; Dorothy, perhaps surprisingly, got 43, while Rose got 30, and even Sophia got 25. "Granny porn is a bigger niche than most people realize," said Rob Smith, Director of Operations for Hustler Video. "The audience is definitely sizeable, so when you combine that with a parody of a beloved TV show that's written, produced and acted as well as this parody is, you have a winning movie on your hands." "The female lead actresses in this movie are really good and Karen Summer is a true breakout comedic star," stated Will Ryder The male characters are played by Ryan Mclane, Eric John, Dick Chibbles, Jay Crew and Mark Zane. Jack Vegas and Will Ryder alos have non-sex roles. Scott David handled the art direction and wardrobe and once again is spot-on in recreating the look and feel of classic television. Along with a TV quality script written by Ryder; This Ain't Golden Girls XXX is among the dynamic duo's all-time best movies. "Whenever we are green-lighted to create a high quality production we tend to deliver award-worthy movies and in this case I think you might see some granny magic come awards time for Hustler," Scott David offered. Check out the hilarious YouTube trailer here, where B. Woods and Will Ryder handle the parody music theme song with love and tenderness. This Ain't the Golden Girls XXX is a parody and is not affiliated or endorsed by NBC Television, Susan Harris, Paul Junger Witt, Touchstone Television, Witt/Thomas/Harris Productions, Disney-ABC Domestic Television or any distributors, actors, producers, writers, their estates and/or assignees. For wholesale DVD orders of This Ain't the Golden Girls XXX, contact David Diamond or call (310) 713-3971. Fans: Watch it on Hustler TV!