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August 24, 2015

Affleck Ex-Nanny to Play Batwoman in Next Axel Braun Parody?

PORN VALLEY—In what is likely yet another exercise in futility—but has garnered (no pun intended) more than its share of mainstream publicity—director Axel Braun has reportedly offered a million bucks to Christine Ouzounian, the former nanny for Ben Affleck's and Jennifer Garner's three children, to play the role of Batwoman in his next Batman vs. Superman parody. "It's not just a hit it and quit it scene ... she'd be playing Batwoman, an integral part of the pornline ... she'd have to act for two weeks and do 3 sex scenes," claimed TMZ.com. Ouzounian has, of course, no experience in hardcore—in fact, no experience in front of any media camera—but the offer is apparently based on the fact that in late July, several news sites were reporting that Ouzounian had been dating Affleck, who will be starring in mainstream superhero pic Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice and who had been separated from Garner for roughly 10 months, although even more recent reports say that the couple is at least once again living together. The New York Daily News suggested that Braun's offer might actually be appealing to Ouzounian, since "[I]t's not like she'll have to worry about working with children anymore. With her career as a nanny probably over, Christine Ouzounian has a new career path to explore...  It's unclear if she will accept. But this could be a way for her to feel close to Affleck, who is set to star as Batman in another Batman vs. Superman movie — the clothed version." Other reports say that Ouzounian is looking for an agent to find her a TV deal of some sort and "is hoping for a reality-TV career on shows like The Bachelorette or Dancing With the Stars." Somehow, we're less than sure that starring in an Axel Braun parody—even one as chart-topping as his recent Batman v. Superman XXX release—would be one of those stepping stones to a mainstream career. But stranger things have happened.

 
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