August 04, 2015 |
BroBible Declares Dana DeArmond the 'MVP of BJ Advice' |
CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Dude-centric website BroBible.com published an ode of sorts to AVN Award-winner Dana DeArmond today regarding her guru-ism in an online video featuring porn stars giving blowjob lessons to civilian girls. The video, produced by another dude-targeted outfit known as Simple Pickup, also enlists performers Alix Lynx and Skin Diamond to dole out b.j. pointers to non-pro fellatrixes, all using popsicles as surrogate phalluses. In BroBible's estimation, though, Lynx and Diamond "kind of kept it pretty tame, but not Dearmond [sic]." (Yes, sadly, despite the site's obvious enchantment with DeArmond, it failed to research her minimally enough to discover that the 'A' in her name should be capitalized.) Explaining what made DeArmond's instructional acumen so exceptional, BroBible posited, "For one, she really seems to know her way around male genitalia and, secondly, she took the task at hand and she did it with fucking gusto." Eloquently said, dude. See the original video here and read the BroBible piece here. Screen shot from Simple Pickup YouTube channel.
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