Brothel King Blasts Ashley Madison Over Hacking Scandal

In the wake of the adultery-promoting website AshleyMadison.com being hacked and 37 million of its clients fearing that their most private moments and personal information may be on the verge of being exposed on the internet, Bunny Ranch brothel owner Dennis Hof is offering those affected “complete sexual asylum” at his world famous legal bordello—total anonymity, 100% guaranteed, no matter what. “BunnyRanch.com and the Bunny Ranch brothel itself have important differences from the risks associated with Ashley Madison,” Hof said. “Both my website and my brothel are absolutely free to enter, and that includes the interactive features like our message board and live chat room. Absolutely no personal information is required in order to fulfill your deepest sexual fantasies. Even when our customers elect to use credit cards, none of that information is ever retained by us. Even the best hacker would come up empty-handed, because there’s simply no information there to exploit. If those guys who are about to have their lives ruined by the Ashley Madison hacking had been meeting beautiful willing women on BunnyRanch.com instead, their identities would’ve remained completely anonymous and therefore would’ve never been the target of nefarious hackers.” Famously profiled on HBO’s hit reality TV series Cathouse, Hof (author of The Art Of The Pimp, published by Regan Arts) is quick to point out that in addition to a 60-year streak of no sexually transmitted diseases being passed through his brothel, the Bunny Ranch can claim an equally successful run of protecting its customers’ privacy. “We’ve never had even one issue with a single client of ours having their identify exposed, while Ashley Madison has had 37 million of their members threatened just overnight.” Hof attributes the catastrophe to what he assumes is Ashley Madison’s agenda of gathering customers’ financial information to get an edge for profit. “Ashley Madison charges a fee to remove your record from its site, and with the company at that point in possession of personal and financial information, that made millions of men and women who wanted to protect their anonymity prime targets for these hackers. Had they taken the Bunny Ranch’s approach and never stored any of their clients’ sensitive material, no one’s privacy would be at risk to hackers. If you want to cheat, you want to do it at the Bunny Ranch—not Ashley Madison!” For interviews with Dennis Hof or any of the Bunny Ranch girls, email Marc@BunnyRanch.com  or call (775)-246-5683 EXT: 231.