Move Over Jesus Butt Plug; Trump’s A New Player In The Game

ORLANDO, Fla.—The Jesus butt plug seems so passe, now that you can fill your rump with Trump. It’s official: The Donald’s likeness is now available in a butt plug. Fernando Sosa, an artist who is known for sculpting 3D printed figurines lampooning various political figures has set his sets on Trump following the presidential candidate’s offensive remarks about Mexican immigrants. “When Donald Trump decided to announce he is running for president he decided to use Latinos as a scapegoat and blame us for everything that is ailing America. Many republican politicians have done this before but never a politician running for president,” Sosa said on his website. “However, this is what the Republican party has evolve into. A bunch of racist Orangutans throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks or puts them on TV,” he continued. Sosa was born in Mexico and immigrated to the U.S. with his family when he was 11, and took some of Trump’s remarks personally. Trump’s statement, in part, is as follows: “When Mexico (meaning the Mexican Government) sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you (pointing to the audience). They’re not sending you (pointing again). They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing drugs.They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people! But I speak to border guards and they tell us what we’re getting. And it only makes common sense. They’re sending us not the right people. It’s coming from more than Mexico. It’s coming from all over South and Latin America, and it’s coming probably from the Middle East. But we don’t know. Because we have no protection and we have no competence, we don’t know what’s happening. And it’s got to stop and it’s got to stop fast.”  Sosa said comments such as that would have seen any presidential candidate kicked out of “any decent Republican Party. However, instead he soared to second and first place in pools among Republican voters. “So my response to Donald Trump's remarks who says Mexico sends their worst, their rapists, and their drug dealers. I say screw you and your Republican Party,” Sosa added. The Trump butt plug is not the first time Sosa has used a famous figure as inspiration for a sex toy. His website also sells a Mr. Putin Butt Plug and a Phil Robertson Butt Plug, in addition to more traditional figurines that skewer everyone from Chris Christie to Rob Ford to Fred Phelps. Visit Sosa’s site at PoliticalSculptor.com.