July 01, 2015 |
Tim von Swine Boasts Filthiest Show On Ice With Hockey Pigs |
LOS ANGELES—AVN Hall of Famer Tim von Swine has done quite a bit throughout his career, from having sex with some of the hottest women in the industry to manning the camera on award-winning POV lines to serve as BBQ grill master at an X-Rated pool party. But as busy as he is with his industry duties, von Swine still finds time to have a fun; specifically by serving as captain and sponsoring a team in a recreational hockey league. The Hockey Pigs are more than just a hobby or a clever branding gimmick for von Swine. Unlike other adult performers who keep their involvement in sports teams passive, von Swine laces up his skates and mixes it up. "Anyone can write a check and have their name put on a jersey like Chico's Bail Bonds," said von Swine. "I don't think I could look myself in the mirror if I did that. If I'm going to put my name on something, I'm going to get out there and put some blood, sweat and tears into it. "I've always loved hockey," he continued. "It's fast, it's rough, and it's fun. It's like porn on skates, but without the girls. Never mind. It's not like porn at all. But it's a ton of fun and a great workout." The Hockey Pigs play year-round in house league, skating in the league's home The Ice Station in Valencia. It is about a half hour north of Porn Valley, but for von Swine it is a welcome change from the usual grind. It is a chance to unwind with friendly, but serious competition. Their most recent game took place as temperatures outside hit triple digits, but the Hockey Pigs cooled their opponents with a 6-2 victory. The Hockey Pigs have played together for the past few seasons and are a tight-knit group. After games, they get together for pizza and libations enjoying the post game celebration almost as much as the on-ice action. Despite keeping busy with shooting, performing, editing and running every aspect of his shoots, Tim enjoys the hockey and the camaraderie in his down time. "I love my job," he said. "There is really nothing better than shooting porno for a living. But everyone has to have something to do outside of work. I have always loved hockey and getting to play with these guys is a great break from the day to day." Of course, for von Swine, the day-to-day grind is somewhat different than most of his teammates face. Instead of sitting in an office crunching numbers, von Swine spends his day at "The Chateau" shooting award-winning POV sex scenes with some of the hottest girls in adult entertainment. His latest movie for Mike John Productions, POV Pervert 18, has just been released and is already garnering rave reviews. POV Pervert 18 is available now at fine adult retail outlets. von Swine is also available as a performer and shooter for non-exclusive POV scenes, both paid and content trade, to help bolster one’s library or website. Fans can follow von Swine and the Hockey Pigs on-ice exploits at.. http://www.sportability.com/spx/leagues/schedule.asp?LgID=39869&Filter=265894. Contact von Swine at von_swine@yahoo.com, @Tvonswine, or his pro-am page @Swineyspigpen. Pictured: The Hockey Pigs recreational hockey team
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