Hot Mess Jumps on Caitlyn Jenner Gravy Train

CHATSWORTH, Calif.—The irreverent marketing gurus at Hot Mess Entertainment are officially the first porn producers to take triple-X aim at the world's new favorite transsexual, Caitlyn Jenner, with forthcoming release Don't Call Me Caitlyn. Though none of the movie's cast members have been identified—not even the cover girl (who bears about as much resemblance to Jenner as Jenner does to Kate Upton)—Hot Mess press materials proclaimed that the send-up of Jenner's celebrated Vanity Fair cover "is about tranny pride" and that its message is to "be who you are, and you just might get a reality show." Don't Call Me Caitlyn ships in July. For more information, contact Howard Levine of distributor Exile Distribution at (866) 629-4273 or howard@exiledist.com.