SkweezMe.com Says It's Receiving Traffic from North Korea

LOS ANGELES—SkweezMe.com, dubbed the “Netflix Of Porn” by CNBC, has released information that according to its analytics that track all of the site’s traffic, it is receiving consistent hits from an IP address based in Pyongyang, the capital of North Korea. North Korea, one of the world’s most mysterious and isolated countries, is known for censoring its internet access. According to The New York Times, as of 2014, there were only 1,024 IP addresses in the entire country and they are mostly used by government officials. “We monitor our analytics very closely to see where our users are based, what type of content they like to watch, so we can provide them with the best quality content,” claimed Mike Kulich, co-founder of SkweezMe.com. “According to our analytics, we have one user based in Pyongyang that signs on around 9 PM Korean time and streams content for about 40 minutes Monday through Friday. This leads us to believe it must be a North Korean government official with high security clearance.” Some of the titles viewed by the user include Marcia’s Twat – A XXX Brady Parody, Sex Clowns, and Plumpers Like It Big. However, their most-viewed titles are the Asian titles, transsexual titles, and anime titles. “We hope that it is Kim Jong-Un watching our titles on SkweezMe.com when he is busy not pooping and talking to dolphins, but who in the most secretive state is enjoying the best streaming porn on the net is anyone’s guess,” opined Kulich. SkweezMe.com is a Netflix style platform that streams movies from over 60 different production companies for 99 cents a day with no recurring membership fees.