'Guardians of the Galaxy' Parody Premieres on WoodRocket Today

LAS VEGAS—Fans of Guardians of the Galaxy, take note. The second installment of the James Gunn-scripted comedic superhero movie won't hit the big screens until 2017, but thanks to Lee Roy Myers, AVN's 2017 Web Director of the Year, fans can enjoy the porn parody on WoodRocket.com starting today. An adult spoof filled with porn stars dressed up like space raccoons and giant magical talking wooden penises, Gnardians of the Galaxy premieres April 3 on the adult site WoodRocket.com. Part 1 of Gnardians of the Galaxy is free to watch and filled with action, adventure, green vaginas and other strange super-sexual space creatures. When Star Load, Gamwhora, Crax, Rocket Raccooch and Groin find themselves in a tight spot, this horny group of rag-tag superheroes team up to protect the universe from evil-doer Bonin and her lust for the power of the Infinity Bone. Directed by Lee Roy Myers and starring April O'Neil, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Daisy Ducati, Shane Diesel, Vuko and AJ as Groin, Gnardians of the Galaxy should be as enticing to mainstream media as other Myers spoofs, such as Game of Bones and SpongeKnob SquareNuts. Watch Gnardians of the Galaxy for free exclusively at WoodRocket.com. The special extended edition will be available at the end of April and distributed on DVD by Digital Sin. In addition to parodies, WoodRocket.com offers more fare that fits its mission of mixing sex, comedy and pop culture, with original web series like “James Deen Loves Food” and “Porn Stars Reading Hate Mail.” WoodRocket.com has been featured on Gawker, Gizmodo, io9, Rolling Stone, Huffington Post, the Hollywood Reporter, Jezebel, Esquire, Bon Appetit, Vice, Fleshbot, and other mainstream sites.