February 03, 2015 |
BangYouLater.com Offers to Pay Off Kendra Sunderland Fine |
MONTREAL, Canada—Tube site BangYouLater.com has taken the initiative to offer Kendra Sunderland, the former student of Oregon State University charged with public indecency, to pay off the total lump sum of the fine in which she has incurred in the amount of $6,250. “We at BangYouLater applaud Ms. Sunderland’s act of playful exhibitionism. What kind of society deliberately stifles such a harmless moment of beatific self-indulgence? Given that she was never caught or discovered during her, um… performance, no one can really claim to have been negatively affected by it. Like the old adage about the tree that falls in an unpopulated forest. It’s a shame that she is being punished for simply flaunting her sexual nature. In addition to the criminal record, Kendra faces a lofty $6,250 fine for enjoying herself in public. So we’ve decided to pay that fine,” stated BangYouLater's Public Relations Manager. The offer to Sunderland was proposed yesterday to the busty blonde babe and the BangYouLater crew is currently in direct discussion with Miss Sunderland to help resolve the financial burden that she is faced with. The reason behind BangYouLater’s offer is their belief that people should be able to be open and promiscuous when not harming anyone in the process. Masturbation is a natural act which we all explore regularly and those who claim otherwise are either blatant liars or complete prudes who should reconsider their ways as they’d discover that such physical activity has scientifically proven to release endorphins to increase positivity and clarity in everyday life. For more info on the story, click here and/or here. To contact a BangYouLater.com associate, email here.
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