WoodRocket.com Announces 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Parody

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif.—Prepare to spread your orbs, whip out your infinity stones, and get hooked on a feeling, because WoodRocket.com is going into production on an adult parody of Guardians of the Galaxy, titled Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot. Produced by the twerked team behind Bob's Boners, Game of Bones and Orgy of Bill Murrays, Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot aims to be the most entertaining genital-filled super-hero team sex spoof of all time. To honor James Gunn's movie masterpiece, which was the highest grossing film of 2014 domestically, as well as the recent announcement of a sequel, WoodRocket.com decided that now was the time to begin work on revealing to the world what real space genitals look like. Lee Roy Myers, who will both write and direct Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot, commented, “I think that Guardians of the Galaxy is one of the greatest super hero movies of all time. I am very excited to add penetration.” Casting for 50 Shades of Groot will be announced soon. Once it is completed, the parody will be available for free exclusively at WoodRocket.com.