The Handie's Debut Commercial Places Girls in 'The Friend Zone'

LOS ANGELES—The debut commercial for the all-in-one finishing tool for men, The Handie, is now available to view online. The Handie is designed to “Upgrade Your Orgasm,” giving guys the power back and effectively turning the table on the ladies to place them in “The Friend Zone.” The commercial features popular adult stars Heather Vahn and Khloe Kush. The sexy girls are hanging out in a bedroom when one gets a shocking telephone call from a boyfriend. To her horror, she has been placed in “The Friend Zone” because of The Handie. Yes, it could happen to anyone! To view the commercial, click here. “Guys know what it’s like when the girl they like puts them in ‘The Friend Zone’ with no shot at being with her romantically,” said Maxx, creator of The Handie. “We decided to have some fun with a commercial that turns the table on girls and lets them know there are now ways to ‘Upgrade Your Orgasm.’” Heather Vahn said, “I loved shooting a commercial for The Handie. I really am an avid supporter of 'boys toys', and I always buy them for my boyfriends. I find it unfair many sex shops have such a limited supply of male toys; boys can have toys too! “The Handie is such a cool male tool, that now you won't even need me,” added Vahn. “The commercial is fab! I loved the whole experience and support the product! I would like one to take home and try on my boy … hopefully he doesn't ‘friend zone’ me too!” A consumer test group was commissioned to weigh the pros and cons of The Handie versus a girlfriend. As the pros for The Handie started piling up—no endless questions about feelings or if the jeans maker her look fat, no Nicholas Sparks movies, no expensive dates without scoring, better stamina, and better orgasms—the focus group quickly deserted their session, taking samples of The Handie. Their findings remain inconclusive. The Handie is an effective, all-in-one pleasure product for men that does it all and more! It takes the girls out of the equation—and they know it! It’s a girl’s worst nightmare, as its instant pleasure for a guy without all the complicated relationship stuff! Made from 100 percent skin-safe, durable, food-grade silicone material, The Handie is built to last. The Handie features a bullet vibrator for hitting a man’s sweet spot because everyone loves a good buzz. Its self-lubrication system always keeping things slick, ensuring chaffing is a thing of the past. The glove’s easy-to-clean catcher cup allows for quick disposal of a guy’s little swimmers and washes out with soap and water. Requiring barely any maintenance, The Handie will be ready to go whenever its owners are, unlike complicated to clean tubes and dolls. Meanwhile, fans can also vote for the first Handie Girl by visiting http://www.thehandie.com/vote/. Among those competing are adult stars Eva Angelina, Scarlet Red, Chloe Amour, Mercedes Carerra, Angelina Chung, Nikki Daniels, Selma Sins, Alex Chance, Liv Aguilera, Mena, Nicole Ferrera, Sasha Heart, Kayla Thompson, Tara Holliday, Sasha Summers, Alaina Kristar, Allie Rae, Adriana Malao, Trinity St. Claire, Noelle Easton, and Nina Elle. The Handie is in the midst of a crowdfunding campaign on Indiegogo.com. Reward packages are designed to allow supporters first dibs on The Handie upon its release for only $65, $85, or $150 contributions. Supporters of the campaign may also purchase extra votes to help crown The Handie Girl. One hundred votes may be purchased for $100, while 200 votes are only $200. The Handie Indiegogo.com campaign will run now through Nov. 1. To support The Handie, click here.