'Not Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical' Box Unveiled, Street Date Set

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—The other shoe has dropped: Will Ryder today revealed the box cover and street date for Not Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical, the latest and greatest from Ryder and his X-Play co-producer, Scott David. As Ryder pointed out in a press release, the movie means that Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons have hit "the trifecta of entertainment honors." The 1960s pop singing group has been memorialized with a Broadway hit musical and a Hollywood movie showcasing their rise to stardom—and now there's a porn parody dedicated to their explosive career (though Ryder is quick to point out no one associated with either the band, the play or the movie has authorized or endorsed his production). Ryder and Pulse Distribution, which will be releasing the DVD, unveiled the parody box cover in "a private ceremony in Hollywood in which none of the actual Four Seasons attended." To get a taste of the all-singing, all-fucking production, see the photo gallery on AVN.com. The adults-only musical produced by X-Play, will be distributed by Pulse Distribution on October 21. The announcement made today promises "entertaining action, unbelievably funny parody music, great youthful sex and some of the most hilarious moments perhaps in porn movie history led by funnyman Tommy Pistol as Frankie Valli." "We had so much fun making this movie. The music is incredible," Pistol said. "I'm swearing to God this movie is great and if you're a fan of Jersey Boys and love beautiful naked women and Broadway style musical performance numbers, this could be the best movie of the year," Ryder asserted. After getting a recording contract in 1961, Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons screw their way through an endless parade of gorgeous naked groupies as they rise to pop music superstardom. Cute girls worship the boys and offer their youthful bodies up for willing sexual experimentation in this porn musical that follows the Jersey boys from 1961 to 1974, complete with live musical performances. To read an on-the-set piece by AVN's Mark Kernes, click here. "I'm confident to say that this is by far the most entertaining adult movie I have ever directed," stated Ryder. Rob Plarski, head of sales at Pulse Distribution assented. "They don't make many porn movies this grand, this epic and this wonderful anymore. We're really looking forward to selling it because we're still selling out of X-Play's Wizard of Oz parody. We just ordered more units so I guess these guys just have the magic touch especially with porn musicals and connecting with customers." Co-producers David and Ryder have created many prominent porn parody movies over the past decade, starting with Not the Bradys XXX and two other musicals, Grease XXX and Not South Park XXX. "We spent a lot of time working with our artist K designing the box for this movie and are really happy with the way it came out.  It is beautiful and really tells the story of sex and music," Scott David concluded. Not Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical stars Zoey Monroe, Carmen Caliente, Bailey Bae, Mila Blaze, Sunny Lane, Ryder Skye, Lucky Star and introduces starlet Anya Ivy. The five male leads—Tommy Pistol, Eric John, Chad White, Kurt Lockwood and Chad Diamond—portray the band members. Also in the cast is James Bartholet as the Hit Man, Roy Karch as the Mob Boss and Will Ryder as homosexual lyricist Bob Crewe. Check out more on a YouTube teaser here. For worldwide broadcast licensing on all Will Ryder and X-Play movies, contact Peter Reynolds at Plaid Bag Media: peter@plaidbagmedia.com or (818) 332-2275, extension 701.