Hof Bids $500,000 To Open 2015 Super Bowl Brothel in Phoenix

LYONS COUNTY, NV—Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel owner Dennis Hof has offered the city of Phoenix, Arizona a cool half-million in cash to let him open up a temporary bawdy-house during the 2015 Super Bowl to be held in the Grand Canyon State. Hof, the owner of seven legal brothels in Nevada, says the opening of a “Valley of the Sun Bunny Ranch” whorehouse one month before the football event, but that closes one month after game-day, will dramatically cut down the amount of sex-trafficking and related social ills often linked to the yearly sports contest. Hof, born and raised in the Phoenix area, said he would soon officially ask Phoenix city leaders for permission to set up his sex shop, and sweeten the proposed offer by putting $500,000 on the table. "You say you want to stop sex trafficking? Okay, I'm going to give you half a million dollars for a lab experiment," said Hof. "It would be called 'The Valley Of The Sun Bunny Ranch' and after that initial $500,000 up front, the city would take in additional tax dollars from me. I was raised in Phoenix, I know Phoenix well; it needs the money. I remember growing up working at a gas station near 24th and Van Buren, and prostitution was rampant then and is still a problem now." As for current local and state laws against prostitution, Hof is already digging in his heels for a fight. "I think they [Phoenix city leaders] should look at this as an emergency measure, an experiment. We're only talking a couple of months here," Hof said. "Phoenix is one of the worst sex trafficking places in America and this will combat that. “For any civic leader, curtailing criminal activity is a constant concern, and I know that as the leader of a population of 1.5 million people, you must be vigilant at all times against its scourge," he added. "As a former Phoenician myself, I would like to offer my personal resources and financial backing towards that effort at a time when the capital of Arizona is going to need it most.” Hof says, like it or not, the Super Bowl acts as a prime magnet for all sorts of criminal activity.  “When the Super Bowl is held in Phoenix in February of 2015, it will bring with it a potent wave of criminals from various corners of the offenders’ spectrum. Illegal prostitution and sex trafficking will lead the charge, as it does every year wherever the National Football League chooses to hold its annual championship game. Violent crimes are synonymous with the pimps who will set up shop all over your city, and disease will be prevalent with the untested and unregulated female victims that they keep under their brutal control.” The solution says Hof, is him. “The only hope of combating the inevitable reality of illegal prostitution and all of the dangers that it brings with it would be to allow me, America’s foremost leader in legal prostitution with seven brothel licenses in the state of Nevada, to open a temporary location in your city for one month before and after the game takes place. “I will make myself immediately available to work with Sheriff Joe Arpaio and County Attorney Bill Montgomery to insure that my temporary business presence in your city results in a positive contribution to what should be a spectacular opportunity to showcase Phoenix’s civic pride on a national stage. I look forward to your response and the opportunity to work with, and give back to a wonderful city that gave so much to me,” Hof concluded. For interviews with Dennis Hof or any of the Bunny Ranch girls, email Marc Medoff, Director of Media Operations, or call 775-246-5683 Ext: 21.