New Woodrocket Mixes Hobby Lobby & Female Contraception

WOODLAND HILLS, CA—Woodrocket.com says, "You can shop 'til you drop at Hobby Lobby, but just don't drop on your vagina or you may not be protected." With the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the corporation Hobby Lobby's right to restrict birth control as part of their employee's health insurance plans, well, it just seemed like the right time for WoodRocket.com to step in and offer female employees additional options. And who would know more about female contraceptive devices than the team behind SpongeKnob SquareNuts? WoodRocket.com presents "How To Get Contraception From Hobby Lobby," a "Special Event" that teaches employees and everyone in need of womb protection how to create their own contraceptive devices at home out of Hobby Lobby products. Starring adult starlet Ela Darling, and directed by Justin Donaldson (of the Funny or Die Upright Citizens Brigade), "How To Get Contraception From Hobby Lobby" is an important lesson on arts 'n' crafts 'n' reproductive organs. If you are 18 or older, you can watch "How To Get Contraception From Hobby Lobby" for free at WoodRocket.com. WoodRocket.com is a source for free comedy and adult entertainment. With thousands of high quality adult movies like SpongeKnob SquareNuts 2, Porks & Recreation, and Game of Bones; photo galleries like "The Royal Tenendongs"; and original web series like “James Deen Loves Food,” “Topless Girls Reading Books,” and “Stoya Does Everything,” WoodRocket.com and its content have been featured on Gawker, Gizmodo, The Hollywood Reporter, Jezebel, Esquire, Bon Appetit, Vice, Fleshbot, and more. WoodRocket even found its Game of Bones and The Knobbit Parodies as trivia questions on the acclaimed Comedy Central show, @Midnight.