Kleio Valentien Is Now a Contributing Writer at Popporn.com

PHILADELPHIA, PA—Platinum blonde adult star Kleio Valentien is now a contributing writer for the adult humor blog popporn.com. The first article the sexy starlet will issue recounts regrettable one-night stands and all the hilarity and awkwardness that ensues. Kleio will be publishing articles regularly for the acerbic, witty adult entertainment blog. To sample some wickedly decadent articles, please click here.  “I’m excited to write for Popporn because frankly, I hate writing and didn’t learn to read until after I graduated high school,” said Kleio Valentien. “What other idiots were going to let me write for them?”  “We’re thrilled to have Kleio writing for us,” added Popporn editor and chief Brian Bangs. “She’s funny, sharp, and puts things in her butt. It’s like a trifecta of perfecta. I made that up.” Kleio Valentien was born in Houston, TX. At age 23, while living in Austin, Kleio was watching an online adult video and decided that pornography was something that she wanted to try. An exhibitionist in her personal life, the idea of having sex on camera offered the opportunity for more people to watch her; a strong selling point for her into the world of porn. Being tattooed and not looking like an everyday porn star, Kleio searched and found BurningAngel Entertainment and quickly applied to be a model for their site. She became an overnight hit with the BurningAngel fans and appeared in her first BurningAngel DVD, P.O.V. Punx 3 in 2010. In 2011, Kleio Valentien got a boob job to enhance her already-fit figure. By 2013, she began branching out, shooting scenes for Naughty America, Evil Angel and other adult studios. Fans can follow the blonde beauty on Twitter.