Hot Mess Settles with Miss Tranny Canada Pageant; Avoids Lawsuit

Production company Hot Mess has agreed to donate a portion of the proceeds from its upcoming release Nice Tits, Great Cock, featuring Olivia, the current Miss Tranny Canada, to the planned The Tranny Museum of Montreal, according to Exile exec Howard Levine, who's distributing the title for Hot Mess. "I spoke with Pageant Director Lacy Locks yesterday, and we came to an agreement," Levine said. "We anticipate great sales for this title. Olivia is hotter than a tomcat with a dick on a hot tin roof, and we know we'll be writing a nice check to the museum." The Museum is still in the planning stages and accepting contributions at its website. Pageant official Locks said, "We're still not happy with Olivia's choice to make a porno, but at least something good will come from it. We're all about promoting Canada's alternative lifestyles, and the Museum will be a must-stop for LGBT visitors to our country." Added Lady Diamond, the Museum's Donor Coordinator, "We couldn't be more excited! I almost tripped on my heels when I heard the news!" "Nice Tits, Great Cock features five scenes, three with Olivia, including an amazing threeway," Levine stated. "If I just cover the bottom of the screen with my hand, I can actually get a bit of a chubby!" Nice Tits, Great Cock ships March 12 and streets March 19, through Exile. For more information, email Howard Levine or phone 818-576-9464.