Zero Tolerance Throws Down The Gauntlet With 'Game Of Bones'

LOS ANGELES—Fans of the wildly popular dramatic fantasy series Game of Thrones won't have to wait until March to be entertained, now that Lee Roy Myers has taken the helm of an unforgettable parody, Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming, a five-episode set for release on DVD Tuesday, December 10, 2013. "I'm a huge fan of the show, so it's a tribute as well as a parody," said Lee Roy Myers. "We've got everything that you love about the show and books, plus penetration! And of course you'll finally find out Podrick's sexual secret." Parody and homage unite in this wickedly funny send-up, delivering the perfect combination of medieval mockery and satisfying sex scenes that give fans the hardcore action they never get to see. Myers assembled a star-studded cast, and his production team crafted convincing medieval sets including a throne made from hundreds of Evolved Novelties vibrators. Jon Snow is played by The Canyons star James Deen, who admittedly had never seen the show. "It seems like it's about British people that are walking around in the cold," he has said to many laughs on the Internet, and you'll have to tune in to find out if he can do that 'thing' with his tongue. "It will be interesting to see how fans react to the gender twist on King Joffrey," said Marcus West, Marketing Director at Zero Tolerance Entertainment. "People just love to hate that character, so we're all curious to know what will they think of this unexpected angle." Other cast members include Anthony Rosano as Podrick, Tanya Tate as Cersei Lannister, Tommy Pistol as Robb Stark, Anikka Albrite as Daenerys Targaryen and Claire Robbins as Ygritte. In a gender twist, King Joffrey is played by Audrey Palmer. "It's amazing to watch the audience reaction on Woodrocket," said Domenick Bongiorno, Head of Production at Zero Tolerance Entertainment. "People love this show, so the parody is irresistible. The traffic has gone through the roof already. And now fans will be able to take it home with them too." Five episodes have premiered on woodrocket.com, and now Zero Tolerance has packaged them together in a premium DVD box, available at retailers beginning Tuesday, December 10, 2013. Pictured: Bailey Blue and Anthony Rosano from Game of Bones, Episode 1