Pipedream Products Debuts Spank Weight

CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Pipedream Products has released the Spank Weight, designed to maximize your masturbation muscles. Designed to get your jerk-off arms ripped and ready for a serious spank session, the manufacturer's latest gag truly speaks for itself with their classic tongue-in-cheek copy: “In as little as three minutes a day, you'll see and feel explosive results, guaranteed! Compared to traditional free weights, studies have shown that using the Spank Weight with our unique, patented Dynamic Jerk-Off Technology increases your stroking strength and stamina by more than 300%! You'll be able to pound your pud harder, faster and longer than ever before! “But wait, the Spank Weight's not just for men! No more complaining about ‘tired arms’ and ‘cramped hands’ ladies! Spank Weight's unique design is perfect for those hard to train handjob muscles. Before you know it, you'll be ripped and ready to stroke it like a Pro!” "A good sense of humor is just as important as good sex, so we're always thrilled to revisit our roots in gag gifts," said Brand Ambassador Cheryl Flangel. "The Spank Weight makes the perfect holiday stocking stuffer that's guaranteed to make them laugh!" Distributors are urged to place their orders now while supplies last. Customers can download the Spank Weight infomercial for in-store and online use from PDTV.