GameLink.com Offers Government Shutdown Sale

CYBERSPACE—Online adult retailer GameLink.com has decided that until the government of the United States goes back to work, all customers of the United States deserve 25 percent off all purchases made at GameLink.com.   All customers who type “shutdown” in the code box when finishing purchases will receive 25 percent off the entire order.   “Do you want to know who is by the people, for the people,” asked GameLink.com’s Jeff Dillon. “GameLink.com is. We will not idly sit by as the two parties argue. We want all parties to come join us in the freedom of expression, and sexuality.”   Specific customers will not be allowed to take part in this promotion, however. "We and most Americans do not get paid when our jobs are shut down,” added Dillon. We are making this promotion exempt to all members of Congress. We know who you are, and you are paying full price!" GameLink’s recently launched Naked Truth blog aims to inform, inspire and stimulate readers with provocative articles about the sex industry by industry titans. For more information, go here.