Girls Gone Wild to Stir Up a 'Sharknado'?

LOS ANGELES—It's not often that a controversial company like Girls Gone Wild is given nine lives. However, according to the company's post-bankruptcy management and despite the impending prison sentence of founder Joe Francis, the popular men's lifestyle brand, synonymous with beautiful college girls across the globe, is busy creating new content. "We're stepping up our game with a refined approach to filming great content," said an unnamed company executive. "It's 2013 and time to give our fans something fresh, hip and entertaining that they've never seen before." According to a company spokesperson, the revamped executive regime of GGW has done just that. Among its lengthy list of enticing ideas, the company has promised an epic movie spoof of SyFy's enormous summer hit Sharknado, a bolstered new-look website, appealing new titles shot in exotic locations with a bevy of sizzling talent, and a much-needed change in the ethnicity and age of its talent pool. "Now is a better time than ever to broaden our scope and create content that appeals to the masses. These days, we're all about doing things the right way and giving our viewers what they want without the excess baggage of the past," the unnamed executive concluded. The new Girls Gone Wild is coming to a screen (and maybe a theater) near you. Stay tuned. Media wishing to contact the Girls Gone Wild management may email here or call (310) 405-0203.