Hustler Ups Ante to 2 Kirks in 'This Ain't Star Trek 3 XXX'

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif.—Hustler Video has fired up the USS Enterprise again to go “where no man has cum before” as it prepares to street its newest 3D parody, This Ain’t Star Trek 3 XXX. The title, directed by Axel Braun, is set to release this month. Two things can be gleaned from the trailer for This Ain't Star Trek 3 XXX, which can be found on YouTube. First, there are two Captain Kirks, courtesy of the usual teleporter malfunction. According to a release from Hustler, the original series’ Captain Kirk will be beamed into “the bright and shiny dimension of the recent Star Trek films.” Under Braun's direction, Evan Stone stars as Kirk Prime and Michael Vegas is Young Kirk. Joining them both are Ana Foxxx as Uhura and Penny Pax as Nurse Chapel—spot-on casting, we must say. And speaking of casting, parody king Will Ryder puts in an appearance himself as Dr. McCoy. (“I'm a director, not a doctor, dammit!”) Also in the cast are Scarlett Fay, Dillion Harper and Bailey Blue, plus Richie Calhoun as Spock. This Ain’t Star Trek 3 XXX streets June 25 and is available as a two-disc DVD (2D/3D anaglyph) and as a two-disc Blu-ray (2D/3D Blu-ray). See the trailer here. For sales inquiries, contact Lewis Adams at Pulse Distribution: lewis@pulsedistribution.com or (818) 428-6636. On a side note for all the Trekkers out there, if you're still on the fence about whether to see the latest mainstream take on the Star Trek franchise, check out this handy guide on Grantland.com.