December 13, 2012 |
Liberator Offers Congress Free Tenga Male Masturbators |
ATLANTA—Liberator, Inc. today announced they will offer free Tenga masturbation cups to all male members of Congress as an aid to resolving the fiscal cliff roadblock. Commenting on the offer, Ron Scott, chief financial officer for Liberator, said, "We were going to send each of the male members of Congress a Tenga cup, but we didn’t know what size to send. Based on the progress they have made in resolving the fiscal cliff issue, we can probably assume they need the small size. If the American taxpayers aren’t able to get some relief from Washington, at least the male members of Congress will get some relief by using a Tenga so they can focus on the task at hand. Any male member of Congress wishing to receive a free Tenga can call our toll-free order line at (866) 542-7283.” The Tenga male sexual enhancement devices are innovative in their function and product design, shaped and sized in such a way that they look and feel like any other toiletry a man would normally carry or use while at home or on the road. Tenga is the largest selling male sex toy in Japan and Liberator, Inc. is the exclusive distributor for the U.S. For more information, visit Liberator.com.
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